Sunday, January 4, 2009

Please don't hand me that microphone because I will throw up on you.

I am in heavy realization that many of my blogs as of late have been about drinking. Sorry. But here's another one. I'll try to keep it simple. Mostly sidenotes because my head still hurts.

Went out to dinner and drinks with the gym teachers again last night. Which turned into heavy drinking. Which turned into singing and dancing at KTV. Which turned into randomly eating weird food (which I had none of) outside on the street at 3am.

I have weird injuries. Like a blood blister on my fingertip and strange bruises on my arms. The bruises are more than likely from being gripped while being helped home by none other than the same person I helped get home the other night (I wrote about that in my previous entry).

They have acquired the phrase "your face looks like a monkey's butt" (they wanted to know how to say it!) because their faces get soooo red when they're drunk

Last evening while waiting for the other teachers I got to watch the tae chun dao (tae kwon do) kids practice , which was super cool. There's this little fiesty one who I always like to pick on because he knows NO english and he's such a brat. He was jumping and touching the door frame and me and this other slightly taller kid just walked over and touched it without standing on tip toes.

Made me really miss my older kids, bunches.

Today is Monday....not Tuesday. Because we started school on Sunday I will therefore be screwed all week.

I had more ambition before I started this post I guess, now I just have a headache. >.<

Oh man, Guys I have a serious crush on one of my gym teachers. And no it's not the one mentioned above.

I need to start comicifying my life, it would be awesome.

5 comments:

Chinagirlsmom said...

I will say that the one you have chosen to be fond of is the Kung Fu teacher. Now only Shell guessed the Jarvi baby gender, so my guesses can be off. So tell me and your readers. Kung Fu guy? I think that's fun. A nice turnaround from your teacher fan club 'chapter'.

I don't have a problem with your drinking, because I believe in you and have faith in your decisions. You were not a party girl here at home, so have a blast in China. We all have walked in your shoes with that scene.

Enjoy your time. I'll talk to you on the weekend. Brother comes soon! Yay!

Love and a big hug!

Xiao Na said...

Ding ding ding. I'm officially 13 years old.

Chinagirlsmom said...

What the heck does your comment mean? Ding = Kung Fu is correct? Or are you just talking about the New Year?

Chinagirlsmom said...

For the interested readers, I chose correctly. Kung Fu it is! How do I know this? Because I get the honor of talking to the wonderful China Girl on the weekends via Skype. Guys. It is so dang cool to talk to her. I cannot describe the feeling. We ALWAYS talk for over an hour. I think this Saturday was over two.

Cheers to Kung Fu Guy. He likes the NBA. I'm sold!

Of course - Go Pistons!

Xiao Na said...

/facepalm
You confused the two. Veyans is the one that likes the NBA. I really have no idea what Kung fu guy likes. Because he speak-ey no english-y