I keep telling myself this and yet here I am sitting in my cube with bright pink hands and pink stains on my pants again. I feel bad for my teachers who had to use chalkboards, you really do get it everywhere and some colors stain - like red for instance.
Wednesday was Teacher's Day in China which I believe is celebrated throughout the country. Even though I was frustrated that I had to start teaching on Monday and most other people could wait, I made up for it on Wednesday because SO many kids brought me flowers and little adorable presents. The people who started later in the week didn't get many flowers because the kids don't know them as well. It's a sweet reminder of how excited they are.
At night we went to a banquet with all the teachers in the school. The male teachers decided that they wanted to see how much I could drink so they kept feeding me wine and also bai jiu.
Let me explain Bai Jiu for a minute. It is a type of liquor that tastes like the mixture of vodka and turpentine and they down it for a good kick. But don't take it lightly because it will mess you up! I'm just grateful I don't get hangovers. The wine was very good, I should have just stuck with that but they were persistant. After what was probably my 10th toast with the wine and my third shot of bai jiu I found myself being rushed to the restroom. Very emberassing on my end but they took it in stride. Miss Sophie and another English teacher who's name I am forgetting helped me to get home. At some point on the short walk home Sophie stopped into a shop and bought bandaids and when I asked her what for she pointed to my nose. Apparently I had bumped it rather hard on something and now there is a lovely purplish red mark on my nose - exactly where my old scar is from jumping off the bed so long ago! I wear a bandaid that I cut so it will fit the bridge of my nose. Now not only do I get stared at for being a foreigner but also for the awesome bandage on my nose. Very stylish.
My drunken exploits have made their way through much of the faculty by now and their consensus is that is was the men's fault for letting me drink so much. Or for pushing me to drink I should say. I need to watch out, though, because sometimes I forget that to them I am not one of the guys like I am back home, I am a vulnerable tipsy female with a chest larger than most of them are used to. So I need to be very careful not to forget this. Next time I go out I think I will bring someone with me. My little family of friends have already given me enough lectures about it and I am quite aware. No drinking for me for awhile.
On another side note I have these little groups of "ducklings" I shall call them. Groups of girls who randomly attack my desk when I am not in their class. They have a 10 minute break in between classes and when they are not busy they will come to my desk and stand there giggling. Conversations generally go like this:
Me: "Hello!"
Them: "Hellohowareyou?"
Me: "I'm good, thank you. How are you?"
Them: Giggle. Giggle.
I'm trying to get them to talk so I ask really simple questions. When we break into the harder stuff I will see how much they know. They've already asked me to start maybe tutoring on weekends. I'm not sure, it depends if I want to give up my free time. Maybe I can do it some other day when I don't have as many classes.
They also love to stare at the photos that I have propped up on my little wall. It is the pictures of me and mom (the four photo snapshot) and the photo of me and Aunt Shelley. They always say that they are both very young and beautiful. So sweet!
This weekend is the Moon Viewing Festival. Everyone spends time with family and friends and looks at the moon (which will be full) and drinks and eats mooncake.
Tonight I have been invited to eat dinner with my contact teacher and her daughter and then to go to KTV (which is karaoke) afterwards. I keep trying to tell her than I cannot sing but I think she will find out when we go. Then Saturday I have been invited to Mr. Huang's house to visit him and his daughter who will be coming home from college for the festival. She is 20something so I am told, so she is around my age. I think I am going to have breakfast and tea with them and then possibly other things. Should be interesting. It's like they all want to share me lol. I will be sure to take pictures.
An apology on the lack of pictures: I have been taking them, although probably not as many as I should. Most of my friends have pictures on their cameras more than I do so I will try and steal them from their cameras and put them online. Also the loading speed is horribly slow on these computers so I don't have the patience so I have no pictures up yet. When I do I will be sure to let everyone know. For the time being there are photos on mom's facebook that she has stolen from Randy and Gavin. Hopefully there will be more soon. Hopefully it will not just show us drinking and acting like fools. I will not really be drinking this weekend. I think I'll just stick to the moon cakes.
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Holy lord, Shauna.
Men pushing you to consume vodka/turpentine drinks (I will call the drink vodpentine...or turpenka...seems more appropriate than Bai Jiu). Imagine a large man scowling at you...that's me. Bring a gaggle of women next time, and a swift knee to the groinal region, and some ninja throwing stars.
On a completely serious note, if mooncakes are anything like moon pies, you are in for a TREAT. I love me some moon pies.
http://www.tinypic.com/5yexpt
It's rainy today, Edison came into the bedroom this morning and said, "It's gloomy today." Although it sounded more like, "It's gwoomy today." I will take a gwoomy day over a gloomy day every time. He's been able to get out of his room in the morning on his own now for a month or so, and it is still funny to me to see his little blonde head walk by our bedroom door in the morning. It seems very purposeful, like he's got things to do, I tend to imagine a newspaper under his arm and coffee in the other hand.
What's easier for you to check? Your blog, Facebook or your e-mail. I'll stop boring everyone with innane comments on your blog if you want.
Noooo. Do not stop writing, Joel! Reading Shauna's blog is like reading a favorite book. Your comments just add to the fun. I told your mom today to go read Shauna's blog and Joel's great responses. Since I cannot find my favorite daughter online in a chat or get her to respond to some, only some Shauna, of my emails, this is the next best thing.
Speaking of Edison, I had the honor of seeing both of your children today at Chucky. That was fun and they were adorable.
Speaking of you Shauna, you silly girl with all that drinking. I will scold no further. I think you have a different plan for next time. You will have to share, because it is now the 13th. What DID you do at the next event? Mom's bell just rang. She agrees with me. Ha. Just be safe.. Hugs and love..
The blog/facebook challenged one finally figures it out. Hey girl! How exciting! How wonderful! How scary! But then everything scares me. Except Oscar the Grouch (sorry Joel.) Your Mom and I are getting very nervous about Sept.22--Sylar day...EEKS!
I'm glad you have so many little admirers. How cute. You must feel like a pop star. You never did say what age group you're working with. Or did I miss something.
Thanks for sharing so much with us. We are all living our unattained dreams through you.
Sorry, (Chrissy,)Facebook won't let me search for friends and family with our e-mail account so I can't figure out what to do next there. Will miss photos...poo.
See Joel, you're not the only one cursed by the stream of conciousness thing.
Love
Auntie Shel
Be careful!
I figured I'd add to the mix... I love this blog, and I love Joel's crazy comments! Shel, I'll show you how to get on Facebook this weekend. You have to actually create your own account. Anyway, Shauna, we had a hurricane here in Michigan. Bet you didn't know we could have them, eh? Ike made it all the way up to Michigan and there's all kinds of flooding and such. I've had enough! I'd much rather be there with you trying to drink you under the table, although I'm not as good at that as I used to be. Now I just fall asleep. I guess that's why your mom stopped making White Russians for me a while back. :-p
In replying to all the lovely comments:
Joel - please don't stop commenting. The vodpentine made me break down and laugh in my cube so much that I'm sure the other teachers think that there is something wrong with me. Also I love the "gwoomy" the junior kids here speak like he will be speaking soon. Actually he will probably surpass them I'm sure. And I'm sure the coffee and newspaper is not so far along. I generally check all three, but facebook the most. But please comment on the blogs, I love it, makes me feel like it's actual writing not just my blather.
Mom - yeah the drinking is a no no, and those teachers who are my friends are very aware that when I say no and point to my nose I mean business. I told my friend Benny that I cannot drink like that again until my nose is healed and I've stuck to my guns.
Aunt Shelly! - yay for jumping on the blog wagon, it's so nice to hear from you! Boooo Syler but boo even more that I won't be able to watch it over here. I'll have to buy the series next year or something. Don't worry about the pics either, it's taking me some time to get them up because this computer is slower than molasses.
Chrissy - HURRICANES wtf? That's so random. No one told me at all, and since no one's from MI no one was paying attention. I hope you all are okay! I can just imagine the cats paddling around in little buckets of water around a flooding house Oh no!
On a side note - I'd kill for a white russian or a mud slide, it's so difficult to explain any kind of drink that we mostly just drink beer haha.
Love you guys
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